What the hell would a Cyberman give someone for Christmas?
omfg so I came back from camp today and I guess this fell out of my bag while I was unpacking
aND MY DAD STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS CONDOM HE FOUND IN MY ROOM AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG AND I WAS LIKE WAIT LEMME SEE THAT AND I TURNED IT OVER
AND IT’S MY FUCKING TEA
MY DAD THOUGHT MY CINNAMON APPLE TEA WAS A CONDOM
i write sins not song titles that will actually fit on the screen of your ipod
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
I SWEAR TO GOD
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Sometimes I forget and think that we exaggerate Tom’s apologies
THEN THESE THINGS SHOW UP ON MY DASH
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
Santa hates all 5,000 of us.
Want a sugar cube?
what i want is his dick
CLOTHING LIFE HACKS
My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.
Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.
very useful for college